Skinny Jean Bonfire

You were once just right
All I poured my hopes in
Now all we do is fight
And your God Denim zipper's broken
 

I ran miles and miles each day
Too hard for far too long
I swore that I will find a way
to get you fool jeans on
 

And I can’t go to the party
I’ll be laughed right out the door
You were all that I was starving,
sweating my ass off for

Won’t somebody tell me
What all this means
Why I’m only somebody
When I’m wearing size 3 jeans

I live life out on the sidelines
Stay out till I’m size three
Follow diet guidelines
I’d just hold out being me
 

If the jeans don’t fit I won’t fit in
I’m nothin’ if I’m not thin
But with your God Denim Broken Fly
Today Begins….. my battle cry

If I had a fight song,
This one would be mine
My Skinny jeans too tight song:
A failure by design

Won’t somebody tell me
What all this means.
Why I’m only somebody
When I’m wearing size three jeans

Where’s my self acceptance
What if I some day I slept in
Ate cake on my birthday
THEN what would you say

Why am I always trying to be
Somebody I’m not
Would it be such a tragedy
To want the body I’ve got

Till somebody tells me
What all this means
I’ll learn to love my selfie
And I’ll burn you size 3 jeans